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LIVERPOOL F.C.: Okay, these American owners are starting to like annoy me. All they...

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Okay, these American owners are starting to like annoy me. All they probably know is baseball… They sacked like all the important people in the Liverpool staff. They didn’t give King Kenny another chance to show his amazing ability to bring the team up, which he did, just not in the league. Competition in the league is difficult now! Like yeh, this Warrior brand is sponsoring us with loads of money, but like at the same time, it’s like wtf is Warrior… oh, a brand that produces baseball equipment. Fans like to wear a shirt with a well known brand on it.. Now, I’m hearing they wanna move the home ground?! ANFIELD IS OUR HOME GROUND BITCHES. I went there in summer! And the housing around is empty cuz you bought it all! Just expand our stadium. The KOP will no longer be the KOP is we move.. it’s difficult enough for the fans already. :(

The owners have a team of football specialists which are very experienced in the world of football and know what they are doing. Kenny failed get over it. I can get a bus down to Anfield and see the derelict housing and it’s not because of the football club that it’s derelict it’s because of the Liverpool city councils regeneration scheme, the city council bought all the houses and are planning to knock them down to build nicer new ones because it is a run down crime filled area. I think if you’re that petty to insult the kit because of who it is made by then you shouldn’t even support Liverpool, the kit is a great looking kit and they’re really good sponsors which will give us money to buy players which are worth 20 mil pound unlike hendo or downing, which are not Liverpool standard and are part of the reason Comolli and Daglish got the sack. These seem like very good owners and they backed daglish from day one even though they wanted AVB but it was too early to take on the supporters. We weren’t taken forward this season, we were moved backward, we already had a great team capable of taking on the top 4, but when you buy players from the championship and mid table teams, you get an eighth place finish and the Carling Cup. Getting the Carling cup doesn’t matter, it is a trophy for the championship teams and lower half of the premiership. Getting to the Final of the FA cup doesn’t matter, it wasn’t won so it was a complete failure. Finishing eighth place, the lowest Liverpool have finished since 1953/54 is not good enough. The back room staff that have been fired were fired for good reason, Ian Cotton was fired because of the terrible way he handled the Suarez, Evra situation and how Daglish was made to look at press conferences (it was horrific to watch him). Comolli was fired for over paying for mediocrity (35 mil for Carroll, he will never be worth that). And Daglish was fired for buying shit players and not delivering CL football which was the main goal at the beginning of the season. The owners made the right decisions, they’ve been nothing but good for us since they came in. Now stop getting sentimental about this all, Daglish had the same chance as Hodgenson and Benitez and did only slightly better than Hodgenson. He failed, now move on. It’s only difficult for the fans who have let the fact that daglish is icon at the club cloud there judgement.

Kenny Daglish being sacked

I’ve just went through the Liverpool fc tag and I find myself reading a bunch of sad, moaning posts about how Daglish is gone and ‘how the club wont be the same again’ and ‘how could the owners do this to us’, and it’s just pathetic.

Kenny’s job was to bring us back into Champions league football, he had full backing from the owners and was allowed to spend hefty sums of money. Yet he still failed. so he got fired, that’s business and football is a business.

Now I love Kenny as much as the next Red… I mean he’s an idol, but that doesn’t mean that he should be given any more of a chance than the guy before. And I will miss seeing him in the dug out and it will take some getting used too, but…

People are getting too sentimental about this, it is always sad when a manager looses his job, but I think it’s the right time for him to be moved on, or back to an ambassadorial role, and let somebody with champions league football experience to manage (not Martinez)

Liverpool will always be the best football club in the world no matter who is managing them because we’re fucking awesome, now if you don’t agree, go get fingered by Wolverine.

Ghost Rider! I have just sat through the worst super hero movie of my life, yes it was worse than spider man 3, and guess what it was ‘Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance’. This movie was the second installment in the Ghost Rider movie franchise (they shouldn’t have made another one after the first one, because that was shit too). When I see comic book hero’s put on the big screen, I expect to be amazed but with this movie and the first one I’m left cringing just wanting it to end, but forcing myself to carry on watching in hope it will get better. Which is a mistake. The reasons these two movies were so terrible are quite long so bear with me: NICOLAS FUCKING SHIT ACTOR CAGE, I don’t know how he gets acting jobs because he can’t act, is he cheap or something? is it because he’s a household name? (all for the wrong reasons) He has single handedly made Ghost Rider a laughing stock. Shit CGI. Especially for the second film considering it was released this year. In the first film the at least animated the Ghost Rider when there was a frontal shot of his face… in the second one they probably thought “I know how we can make Ghost Rider more family friendly, lets use a rubber mask on a stick with its mouth constantly open, so he looks like he’s had a stroke on both sides of his face all the time.” Camera work, poor. I don’t need to see a close up of the actors face every time they speak, I would’ve done a better job and I know fuck all about cameras. Action scene camera work (this segues into my next point) all of it was 2 second close ups of weapons being used, people flying about and when something big is going down they shake the camera, because that makes it “feel more realistic” when it just makes it difficult to tell what is going on!! it’s like they had the camera on a vibrator. With this camera work I cannot compute what is going on, 2 second flashes of people getting hurled and catching fire doesn’t count as an action sequence, it counts as an epileptic fit. All the best action movies you can see the entire body movements, camera cuts and angle changes happen around 4 to 5 seconds apart so the viewer can soak in the movie. Action scenes, either done too quick or too slow. In the first film it wasn’t too bad, the action scenes were quite well done because Ghost Rider actually seemed powerful. In the second film however he seemed like an anorexic on fire held up by strings, I mean to make him look like he was going fast it seemed like they sped up the tape. Furthermore… when the Ghost Rider executes its ultimate attack the ‘Penance stare’ I don’t want to be sitting there watching for ages a guy staring awkwardly into a fake rubber mask on a stick (it was at least 30 seconds, I thought they were gonna kiss) Ghost Rider is too weak in these films. He can lift 25 tons, do you know how heavy 25 tons are??? Yeah about as heavy as your mother. But really, 25 tons is the same weight as a killer whale, and throughout that entire movie I did not feel like he could lift and entire KILLER WHALE. It couldn’t even carry Nicolas Cages shit acting.  Conclusion. Huge pile of shit, I would rather sit through twilight… I would see better acting. These superhero characters have so much potential and film companies need to recognise that (For example, Avengers Assemble, which is fucking awesome by the way) because there is way more than a Ghost Rider of a chance (HAHAHAHAAH I PUNNED, I’M HISTERICAL) to make great movies, without Nicolas Cage, and make a lot of money. If they’re going to make a super hero film they need to do it well, not on some tiny budget. With Josh Whedon as the director, writer, EVERYTHING

Ghost Rider!

I have just sat through the worst super hero movie of my life, yes it was worse than spider man 3, and guess what it was ‘Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance’. This movie was the second installment in the Ghost Rider movie franchise (they shouldn’t have made another one after the first one, because that was shit too).

When I see comic book hero’s put on the big screen, I expect to be amazed but with this movie and the first one I’m left cringing just wanting it to end, but forcing myself to carry on watching in hope it will get better. Which is a mistake.

The reasons these two movies were so terrible are quite long so bear with me:

  • NICOLAS FUCKING SHIT ACTOR CAGE, I don’t know how he gets acting jobs because he can’t act, is he cheap or something? is it because he’s a household name? (all for the wrong reasons) He has single handedly made Ghost Rider a laughing stock.
  • Shit CGI. Especially for the second film considering it was released this year. In the first film the at least animated the Ghost Rider when there was a frontal shot of his face… in the second one they probably thought “I know how we can make Ghost Rider more family friendly, lets use a rubber mask on a stick with its mouth constantly open, so he looks like he’s had a stroke on both sides of his face all the time.”
  • Camera work, poor. I don’t need to see a close up of the actors face every time they speak, I would’ve done a better job and I know fuck all about cameras. Action scene camera work (this segues into my next point) all of it was 2 second close ups of weapons being used, people flying about and when something big is going down they shake the camera, because that makes it “feel more realistic” when it just makes it difficult to tell what is going on!! it’s like they had the camera on a vibrator. With this camera work I cannot compute what is going on, 2 second flashes of people getting hurled and catching fire doesn’t count as an action sequence, it counts as an epileptic fit. All the best action movies you can see the entire body movements, camera cuts and angle changes happen around 4 to 5 seconds apart so the viewer can soak in the movie.
  • Action scenes, either done too quick or too slow. In the first film it wasn’t too bad, the action scenes were quite well done because Ghost Rider actually seemed powerful. In the second film however he seemed like an anorexic on fire held up by strings, I mean to make him look like he was going fast it seemed like they sped up the tape. Furthermore… when the Ghost Rider executes its ultimate attack the ‘Penance stare’ I don’t want to be sitting there watching for ages a guy staring awkwardly into a fake rubber mask on a stick (it was at least 30 seconds, I thought they were gonna kiss)
  • Ghost Rider is too weak in these films. He can lift 25 tons, do you know how heavy 25 tons are??? Yeah about as heavy as your mother. But really, 25 tons is the same weight as a killer whale, and throughout that entire movie I did not feel like he could lift and entire KILLER WHALE. It couldn’t even carry Nicolas Cages shit acting. 

Conclusion.

Huge pile of shit, I would rather sit through twilight… I would see better acting. These superhero characters have so much potential and film companies need to recognise that (For example, Avengers Assemble, which is fucking awesome by the way) because there is way more than a Ghost Rider of a chance (HAHAHAHAAH I PUNNED, I’M HISTERICAL) to make great movies, without Nicolas Cage, and make a lot of money. If they’re going to make a super hero film they need to do it well, not on some tiny budget. With Josh Whedon as the director, writer, EVERYTHING

They need to make these movies, properly (un-disappointingly) and then make a justice league movie

(Source: xombiedirge, via unknownskywalker)

Some screen shots of FIFA 13, and it looks exactly the same as 12 so that’s kinda disappointing. I’ve heard rumors of there being a ‘be a referee’ mode so I will look forward to that. I hope there are some changes for the better in this game, mainly in the career mode, maybe some cut scenes, and a big improvement on the transfers. I also want there to be chants for individual teams in there, with the addition of fan interaction in the celebrations. I also would like to know what would happen to the Euro 2012 add on, would you be able to access it from FIFA 13 or will you have to go back on 12 if you want to play it.

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